5-The ancient Greek Olympics didn’t allow married women to view the games.
4-If they were found there, they were killed. Extreme, but, hey, that’s men. What can you do?
3-Anywho, there can only be two reasons the naked, sweaty bros of old didn’t want their wives around: All penises are not created equal, and men think they women don’t know that.
2-Unmarried women were totally welcome…
1-So to recap: if the wife comes to the games, she’ll keep you from crushing strange. Or she’ll meet an omni-sexual God of ab mussels with neck-down alopecia and a sea monster for a penis.
It’s the same reason you don’t bring you wife to Vegas.
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